Rational Security, Episode #51: “The State of the Union is Pretty Chill” Edition

Obama delivers his final State of the Union address. And Iran delivers ten sailors back into U.S. custody after briefly detaining them.

Tamara hits the road again.

Us-passport

Shane has found a song that will bring enemies together.

(To the tune of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Something, as rewritten by Saudi Arabia)

Iran says that we’ve got nothing in common
No common ground to start from and we’re falling apart
Iran says the world has come between us
Our religion’s come between us still I know Iran just don’t care
And I said, What about ISIL in Iraq?
Iran said, “I think I remember the group
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda hated it
And I said, “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got”

I see Iran, the only one who knew me
And now Iran’s eyes see through me I guess I was wrong
So what now it’s plain to see we’re over
And I hate when things are over when ISIL is left still alive

And I said, What about ISIL in Iraq?
Iran said, “I think I remember the group
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda hated it
And I said, “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got”

Ben wants to smell like Putin.

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